Bah

Am I the only one who can't wait for 2008 to be over?

Deliver Me From Cooking

Good to see fashion photography has branched beyond 50 year old stereotypes. I know I always wear designer clothes when I'm baking little lovehearts for my hardworking husband. Who doesn't? And bras? Totally optional. Absent stares however, strictly mandatory.

Unfortunately for you, my dear, you may not eat any of the baked goods you are preparing.

Yes, baking is so very sexy. The oven gloves totally complete this look. I'm just disappointed I can't see the killer 8 inch heels she is no doubt wearing.

What the hell? Is this a joke, or is this actually meant to be cutting edge? Nuts to that, if I see one more cooking or cleaning based fashion photoshoot that DOESN'T feature men, I'm going to hit the fan. Seriously. It's going to get hit.

Sigh.

Some people have all the talent. All the luck. All the looks. And all the drive.


I must have slept in when they were giving out all the good attributes.

Battle Star

So I said I wasn't interested in the US elections. For the most part, that's true.

But then there's this.

Teehee

Sign of the Times

Some signs make you wonder what kind of hijinks had to occur to warrant their existence.



And some are just a little too good to be true...

Feel the Love

Sometimes, words can tell a thousand pictures.

But on a lighter note...

A Little Blog with a Big Heart

It's easy to get carried away by all things pretty and delicious, but there's a whole different world out there that many of us don't even see. Some of us choose not to see it, some of us just don't understand what we're looking at.

Next time you're walking through your city, take a look around. Are you walking past the same people every day? They may have signs, or they may just sit in silence, their story untold. These people who may have nothing, but they don't deserve to be treated like nothing. Stop. Talk to them. Hear what they have to say. If they're hungry, buy them a meal. If they're cold, buy them a jacket or a scarf. If it's raining, buy them a poncho. Or if they just want to talk, be the person that listens.

This is only the tip of the iceberg. The people you don't see are just as needy as those you do. Volunteer at a shelter or a soup kitchen. Donate care packages to your local charities and churches. And it's never been easier to make a difference in other corners of the world - be a micro-loan lender at Kiva and help entrepreneurs in the developing world in their quest to become self-sufficient.

Everyone has a story, but not everyone has someone who will listen.

Be that person, and make a difference to someone's life.

When Designers are Idiots

Well at least these guys can admit to it. Afke Golsteijn and Floris Bakker make up the bizarre design duo Idiots, and whilst I admire their modesty and self-deprecation, I'm not too sure about their actual designs.

According to their website...

Their art is characterized by the use of animal material that is carefully patched up and put into significant positions, combined with rich materials such as embroidery, pearls and gold. A contemporary touch is given to the classical memento mori concept, questioning the way the world nowadays seems to be determined by nothing else than just marketing. In a constantly twisting play between fantasy and reality Idiots emphasizes the borderline between life and death. The striking beauty and the vividness of the animals that figure in the works provoke an immediate attraction, but directly after the first glance one starts wondering what is going on exactly, thrilled by the perspective of transience that is brought forward. Animals are reborn to remind people of the life they lived, but also to suggest an alternative history, in which they rule the world. The resemblance to the archetypes known from fables and fairy tales is obvious. From a similar moral perspective Idiots criticizes the contemporary way of life, athough the representation of these famous stories is not the duo’s main aspiration. If one can speak of a certain objective in Idiots’ art it is to bring people closer to an honest perception of reality pictured through a lens of critical fantasy.

Kind of interesting, but incredibly self important. Frankly, I think they just enjoy playing with stuffed animals and precious gems.

Delicious Diagrams

As a non-American, I have only so much patience for an election that has little to do with me or my country. Don't get me wrong, I love politics and I'm not adverse to getting on my well-worn little soapbox, but there's only so many times I can hear Americans talking about how they're going to save the world, change the world, be the greatest nation in the world and so on and so forth. Ok, we get it, you love your country. Good for you.

So from the Hillary/Barack commotions onwards, I made a concerted effort to ignore anything even remotely related to the US elections.

And then Tina Fey ruined everything. How can I ignore completely flawless send-ups of one of the scariest women the world?

Aden Nak summed up quite nicely why the rest of the world is holding their breath. Better yet, he summed it up in flow chart form.

Will the rest of the world lose any remaining respect for the US if Sarah Palin (and that old guy) are voted into office? You betcha!

And while we're on the topic of helpful and concise diagrams, I can't help but admire this little gem care of GirlOnGauche.

I'm not sure what ranks higher on this scale - Tina Fey's Palin impersonation, or the fact that millions of Americans are actually considering voting for a person with no legitimate experience, expertise, charisma, talent or political savvy, simply because she's female and white.

Please America, prove the rest of the world wrong. For once.